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by Jenn on November 20, 2011

It has been nearly a year.  365 days, for those who care about such crap.  No matter what I’ve been doing:  Kim Kardashian got married and divorced.  Gabby Giffords got shot.  33 coal miners were rescued alive from Peru.  Casey Anthony caused us to question our definition of justice.  I killed my Nike.  Bones got pregnant.  Steve Jobs died of pancreatic cancer, just as my Uncle Joe did, September 9, 2001.  And we “occupy” most cities in America.  I love the news.

Even if I haven’t been blogging, life has still been happening.  I would like to blog, but I struggle with branding, with what it is I can write about that will have meaning to anyone.  I’m not sure that I have anything meaningful to say.

But regardless, I can recognize that I am still different.  Some days buying groceries in sweats is a challenge.  Other days I can walk into a room with Badgley Mischka, tattoos, and pearls and own the venue.

Does that add value to anyone’s life?  Does the juxtaposition of weak and strong have meaning.  I don’t know.  But I’m going to find out, even if I’m the only one who pays attention.

Love, Jenn.

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The Oregon Trail

by Jenn on November 24, 2010

So, my first big trip with the motorhome has gone really well.  Sort of.

Snohomish to Roseburg in seven hours flat.  No problem.  Well, except for the poor guy I tried to run off the road on Highway 9,  but he should have known I wasn’t used to my mirrors yet.

Roseburg to Bandon, and then back to Roseburg again.  I can pretty well manage everything except backing up and the water hookup.  I simply have no mechanical or spatial ability, so I really can’t be expected to be able to do these things.  Fortunately, I have  the Steve half of Steve and Linda for those bits.

Roseburg for the shows.  Very nice shows.  Friday afternoon I can smell propane in the MH.  Open the windows and hope I don’t die.

Friday night, run out of propane and freeze to death.  Learning moment number one.  Check the gages before you you leave home.

Saturday.  Procure propane.  I like the motorhome again.  Weather reports for Sunday to the North are starting to look sketchy.  Decision made to hit the Oregon Coast to find improved travel conditions.

Sunday night at Honeyman State Park in Florence.  Toilet clogs.  Learn to unclog toilet, and when and how to use pump.  Valuable skills, these.

Monday.  Not pretty in the weather department.  Drive all day in the rain and wind to Nehalem Bay.  Watch weather reports and discuss travel plans with Washington and Canadian friends.  Learn that Seattle is a “mess”.  Told by one and all to “stay in Oregon”.

Tuesday morning.  Nehalem iced over.  Snow and ice to the south in Waldport.  Unknown conditions between us and Seaside.  Staying put today.  Learn to thaw water hose with hair dryer.

Cold and sunny.  Jack had a nice run on the beach with a dead seagull.   Looking more and more like Thanksgiving may be a camping adventure this year.  Is fine.  I’m sure Jack can find another dead seagull for us.

My favorite photo from the show last weekend.

I always wondered why they put sun-roofs in soft crates. Now I know.

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Silly Me

September 27, 2010

Confession Time:  I get more credit for being smart than I deserve. Oh, I’m not dumb.  I am possessed of reasonable intellect and logical processing ability.  But I’m not particularly a deeply analytical or educated thinker.  I prefer not to be.  Really, at the end of the day, life is pretty simple, and so am [...]

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Must. Write. …

September 18, 2010

Stream of consciousness forthcoming… Must write new blog.  Must write book too.  Okay, let’s make a to-do list. Blog. Book. Buy dogfood Mail Momm’s birthday card because some dumbsh*t forgot to GIVE it to her when there. Sleep. Check email. Find puppy. Write book. Charge cell phone. Sleep. Find puppy. Write book. Hike with Dadd. [...]

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A Whippet Puppy Writes a Novel

September 16, 2010

Author writing somewhere  mid-chapter – “So, where the hell are we, exactly?”  I asked Nicole. “Six-tenths of a mile up the mountain from where we left the truck?”  Nicole deadpanned back at me. Puppy interrupts.  <Jack!  No!  Jack.  Do NOT eat the couch.  Here.  Have a chewy.  No, that’s my foot, let’s chew the nice [...]

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Jenn’s Best Facebook Status Updates

September 15, 2010

<Jenn> went out and yelled “Nevermore” at the ravens. They didn’t listen. The battle for lane space on I-405. Me – 28′ motorhome. Other guy, expensive German car. I win! <Jenn> is watching a Kellogg’s commercial and wondering how *raisins* can be “harvested at the peak of sweetness”? I think I’ll go in to the [...]

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A Very Plain-Jane Day

September 13, 2010

My friends Wit and Humor are vacationing today, hopefully somewhere really tropical and exciting.  Maybe they’re in Playa.  In which case I’m going to kick their collective asses when they come back, because it’s totally unfair that they’ve left without me. I’m going to console myself in the usual manner.  Blankie, couch, Jane Austen, Colin [...]

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Doogie Redux, and a Happy Place (Part III of III)

September 12, 2010

We last left our heroine checking into hospital in a snowstorm.  Momm is with me, it is very early, and I have not been permitted coffee.  I am, really, not in a good mood. We spend half an hour while the hospital divests itself of any legal obligation for error.  Mostly this consists of various [...]

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Part II – Dr. Howser, I Presume?

September 12, 2010

The discovery of large abdominal tumors doesn’t carry the media weight that I imagined.  My diagnosis occurred in late October.  I worked in privatized Medicare health insurance enrollment.  November 15 – December 31 is the Annual Election Period for Medicare.   Enrollment departments pulled 14 hour days during AEP.  I could have had the Bubonic Plague, [...]

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Fillet O’Jenn, Part I

September 9, 2010

Recent events have caused me to reflect upon the great “fillet o’Jenn” episode of 2007.    A period of my life wherein I got really sick, passed out in my office, took lots of fun legal drugs, sucked at my job, then got six weeks off.  Oh, and there was that pesky “removal of major organs” [...]

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