Carrot cake.
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- I think NASCAR should run the track clockwise next year. Just to change things up.
- Wondering what the calorie value of a whole field-mouse would be? Check rodentpro.com
- Facebook. 15 seconds of fame every time you post a status. Andy would be appalled.
- What sound does an alligator make? There are no crocodilians on my See~n~Say toy. Fisher-Price should diversify.
- Word of the day today was psychopomp. I have a new career goal.
- Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Just because.
- What did Dr. Seuss have against Green Eggs and Ham? Makes you wonder about his mother’s cooking, doesn’t it?
- I hate Monopoly. I put hotels on other players’ property when they aren’t looking to make the game go faster. Is that cheating?
- Traffic signs confuse me. What’s the difference between “Yield” and “Merge” anyway?
- Copy machines are really alien drones, sent here to collect data. That’s why they jam on the important stuff.
- Lots of things come in “tens” and “twelves”. Poor eleven gets the short end. Except in sports. And that movie I like. And the franchise store. And the nightly news broadcast. And Janet’s puppies. Never mind.
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