Random

I think NASCAR should run the track clockwise next year. Just to change things up.
Wondering what the calorie value of a whole field-mouse would be? Check rodentpro.com
Facebook. 15 seconds of fame every time you post a status. Andy would be appalled.
What sound does an alligator make? There are no crocodilians on my See~n~Say toy. Fisher-Price should diversify.
Word of the day today was psychopomp. I have a new career goal.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Just because.
What did Dr. Seuss have against Green Eggs and Ham? Makes you wonder about his mother’s cooking, doesn’t it?
I hate Monopoly. I put hotels on other players’ property when they aren’t looking to make the game go faster. Is that cheating?
Traffic signs confuse me. What’s the difference between “Yield” and “Merge” anyway?
Copy machines are really alien drones, sent here to collect data. That’s why they jam on the important stuff.
Lots of things come in “tens” and “twelves”. Poor eleven gets the short end. Except in sports. And that movie I like. And the franchise store. And the nightly news broadcast. And Janet’s puppies. Never mind.